A recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine suggests that what you always thought was just your queer friends bragging is, in fact, verifiably true: Lesbians are having more orgasms than straight and bisexual women. Men of all orientations, however, are still outpacing all of us. The researchers didn't investigate factors that might be contributing to sexual satisfaction or a lack thereof, so it's up to us to find ways to close the orgasm gap — and then catch up with dudes. One possible explanation for the Lesbian Orgasm Surplus is the disparate definitions of "sex" for straight and gay folks. In standard American sex education, not to mention most of pop culture, sex consists of one thing — P-in-V intercourse ending in male orgasm. If the woman comes, that's an awesome bonus, but it's not really necessary.