Sure, babies and old people do it all the time. Kids, too—especially in the case of illness, behavioral problems, or something called "encopresis" do a quick Google search of "kids shitting their pants" and trust me, it's the best you'll ever feel about not being a parent. But as an adult, it's hard to think of anything that could be more embarrassing. Barring age and certain medical conditions, it's not something that I assumed many of us have to deal with—much less talk about unless you're that dude from Trainspotting. Yet when I started trawling for leads, this theme generated the largest volume of responses I've ever received for a single story in six years of journalism.
That Time I Sh*t Myself In Public
A Short Story about Pooping My Pants | Neither Here Nor There
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Stories of People Pooping Their Pants
I was twenty one years old. I was in control of my own movements and self. I had an accessible toilet. It was a sunny and clear morning in the Indian Himalayan foothills.
My sister-in-law once told me about something horrific that happened to her: She was in the grocery store looking for a card when she felt a turtlehead coming on. Instead of heading to the loo, she stood there laughing her ass off at stupid greeting cards because she thought the feeling would pass. Also, it was a bad day to decide not to wear underwear. Those undies could have contained the wild butt truffle and saved the person who mops the floors from finding the treat after it had a chance to seep in the cracks of the tile floor. Who does that?